It's hard to be a rockstar when you eat your fans,
Hey, come to our show, we're the vampire band

28 nights go by like blink
when there's music to make and blood to drink
Ah Ah Ah!!!

We got a sweet soloist for the second track
But on the eighth night, we needed a snack!

It's hard to look glam when you can't use mirrors
It's hard to make an album when you eat your hearers!

28 nights go by like blink
when there's music to make and blood to drink
Ah Ah Ah!!!

We were going to sort the harmonies for track one,
But downhill coffin racing seemed much more fun!

Then we got stuck on picking a band name,
I thought "We suck" was quite good!
I liked "DeadBeat and the Stiff Riffs"
What about "So Vein and the Arteries"?
"Code Dead"!
"The Queerly Departed and Their Boo!"
We could just rotate names.
Yes, that's a great idea!
Ah AH AH!

28 nights go by like blink
when there's music to make and blood to drink
Ah Ah Ah!!!