We're excited to meet ya,
They wanted to call you Rita,
But it didn't quite suit ya,
So we asked you - chieftain of the pudding race,
Who are you?

Who's big, noble, and kind?
Clumsy, with an independent mind?

Hagrid, Hagrid, Hagrid, oh Hagrid

We're so happy to have you as a friend,
But we're never going to have a clean couch again.

Half Turkey, Hagrid you are also half cat.
But we love poultry and we love felines,
so there's no problem with that.

Hagrid, Hagrid, Hagrid, oh Hagrid
(Cheiftain of the Pudding race)
Hagrid, Hagrid, Hagrid, oh Hagrid

You scamper diagonally down the hall,
so we'll pet you while you eat
Licking plastic bags and stumbling 'round our feet

You make out with our backpacks,
sending messages with your rattlesnake tail.
You make us share your favourite chair,
You might as well be a quail (quail. quail)

Hagrid, Hagrid, Hagrid, oh Hagrid
(Cheiftain of the Pudding race)
Hagrid, Hagrid, Hagrid, oh Hagrid
Hagrid, Hagrid, Hagrid, oh Hagrid
Hagrid, Hagrid, Hagrid, oh Hagrid